Annoyed by the guy sitting next to me at Java Joe’s. In five minutes he’s said to his friend:
1) Des Moines is terrible. I used to live in Chicago and this place is sooo small.
2) Java Joe’s is weird. I usually go to Starbucks but my girlfriend really likes this place.
3) Good bars around here? Yeah, there’s a few. My favorite is Liar’s Club.
Three reasons we will never get along.
